Hi yea folks ...
You say you checked your Facebook account at the coffee shop and the hoody in the corner cleaned out your bank account and the waiter cut up your wife's credit card in front of her Thursday afternoon support group.
You say you just filed your last news report about the revolution and the Generalissimo Maximus is breaking down your door.
You went to the counter to get your designer cafe' latto and when you looked back at your table your laptop was gone ... and all of your passwords were on it and now you can't login to your bank account.
When you came back from Mexico, Customs copied you hard drive and your afraid to tell your girlfriend that your screen saver was her topless photograph.
Your agent needs a copy of your resume for a new job and your afraid to use email because you employer might find out your looking for work.
You say you were typing the last chapter of your novel when a message popped up, "You have a virus, click here to remove it." So you clicked the button and it asked for $29.95 to buy the software that will fix your computer. So you filled out the form, bought the software and it erased your whole computer. And before you could reload your PC someone cleaned out your checking account.
Or, my favorite ... "When you put your 35 cents in the cigarette machine did the hot chocolate run out all over your shoes?"
Is that what's buggin' you Bunkie?
Then lift your head up high, take a walk in the sun and show the world, show the world you'll never give up.
* The Old Philosopher - Eddie Lawrence